Who is Linguist?

CunningLinguist

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Dr. Linguist is a self-proclaimed genius with a keen interest in nano-biology. He was recently fired from his position as head researcher of the ghost-fueled hydronanocannon because he was developing improvements too quickly, and was forcing the scientists to commit seppuku to atone for their lazy dishonorable ways.
He has a deep interest in the supernatural and has captured many ghosts for study and exploitation of the american popu-- [MESSAGE REDACTED BY CODE #1266432]

His greatest dream is to transfer his mind into a computer, which will then be sent to pluto to study and observe alien life, and perhaps estabalish contact with the Space Vikings that live in the solar system adjacent to ours.

He is Dr. Linguist, expert ghost catcher, self-proclaimed genius, alien life expert, professional bubble gum blower (champion of the New York Bubble Blowing Tourney 6 years running), and Grandmaster Scientist.

He is pleased to make your acquaintance.
 

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#4
Why am I in desperate need of some bleach and a brillo pad all of a sudden...?

Hmmm...
 

CunningLinguist

There is no such thing as invisible people.
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Why am I in desperate need of some bleach and a brillo pad all of a sudden...?

Hmmm...
Dr. Linguist theorizes that your hygiene is most likely sub-par, and you are in dire need of a thorough cleaning.
 
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