You know what annoys me - all other drivers apart from myself! For those of you who must get behind the wheel every once in a while, give me your list of things people do on the road that annoy you! 1. When you park your car, do whatever you have to do, come back to the parking lot to find two massive vans/SUVs parked beside you, despite the rest of the lot being near empty. This makes backing out needlessly difficult. 2. People who will stop traffic in one lane and take five minutes to successfully parellel park on a busy road. There's paid parking a couple minutes up, walk you lazy toad. 3. People who will wait behind you for your parking spot. This is particularly irritating if there are other spots close. 4. People who will cut you off in traffic and proceed at a speed significantly under the limit. 5. People who are up your ass on the highway, despite the fact you are already doing 15-20 over the legal limit. 6. People who go miserably slow, and then when you move to the left lane to pass them, they catch themselves driving that slow so they'll speed up. I'm guilty of this admittedly but I get annoyed when others do it. 7. Old people. I'm sorry. Some people just need their licences taken away. 8. People who text while driving, or even look at their texts. 9. Downtown Toronto. 10. People who drive outrageously slow along an on-ramp. The rest of us need to merge too, asshole. 11. People who don't have the right-a-way, but go first anyway. Yield signs are not suggestions, dipshit. 12. People who jaywalk. What if I wasn't paying attention? You'd be road-kill.