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Storyofmylife
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Storyofmylife

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    1. Azer249
      Azer249
      Wow... It's you, and, well, you're back. HELLO
    2. Magnolia Grandiflora
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      2. Magnolia Grandiflora
        Magnolia Grandiflora
        No this was the old PPG pillow fight flash game. (Don't know if you ever played it way back when but I just found it today and it brought back some major memories!)
        Jun 3, 2012
      3. Magnolia Grandiflora
        Magnolia Grandiflora
        By the way, playing some ORC right now if you feel like joining. ;)
        Jun 3, 2012
      4. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Aww nah I never played it. ;_; I'm eating corn right now lol then I'll probably work out a bit and then I'll join you! Shouldn't take too long. ;)
        Jun 3, 2012
    3. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      mbgfgmbhfgjkbhmfxgb fxg bnfxg bfxnbg dkb dzk bfxngb
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      2. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        LMAO oh wow. So they essentially asked to be Amish? :P Have you seen the village btw? For some reason that reminded me of that movie.
        May 28, 2012
      3. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        I've seen it once, can't say I enjoyed it though. Ya, it was some kind of social experiment they had.. it just made me laugh because Oprah went all ghetto as if the producers were like 'hey Oprah, you know what'd be funny?'
        May 29, 2012
      4. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        LOL I wouldn't wanna be a slave either! I remember reading about slaves and how there were Irish slaves too. Pretty scary as I'm partially Irish. :P No one liked the Irish I guess haha
        May 29, 2012
    4. Storyofmylife
      Storyofmylife
      Bella Lugosi's dead... Ah I love Bauhaus.
    5. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Whats up suga tits?
      1. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        You know, same ole same ole... Putting sugar on my tits and shining em. In all seriousness though, nothing other than being sexually frustrated. lol. Yourself?
        May 15, 2012
    6. Azer249
      Azer249
      I seen your signature, and i have to. For this, i'm sorry.

      FABULOUS.
      1. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        LOL Thank you! I had to get some proper reaction faces from Rebecca and Tweed from RE... Then put DATASS in! I wish I could've had a bit more time, because then I could've done a lot more with it... but I'll just leave it like it is for now. :P
        Apr 30, 2012
      2. Azer249
        Azer249
        Not a bad first Gif, if i don't say so myself. Datass... bro... datass....
        Apr 30, 2012
      3. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        :D Thank you! Anything with Jill's ass in it automatically makes something 10x better! XD
        Apr 30, 2012
    7. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Storyyyyyy!
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      2. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        In sassy gay man's voice: You stupid bitch! Well... Since you don't live in the same country as me I'm not sure what a solution shall be in order to talk real time (other than skype which I'm sure you don't have :P). Congrats on being off for the Summer though! I'm officially off now too until I get a job... Which will probably be AFTER Summer. So yeah, I'm gonna be bored for a while!
        Apr 26, 2012
      3. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        I'm not just off for the summer - my exam there was my last exam EVER. ;) Yayrrr
        Apr 26, 2012
      4. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Awesome!!! I'm done with college too, but not with a job. If only I was rich enough to never work again, that'd be nice. Then I'd own a yacht, travel the world, and workout all of my life... and well you know, have an entourage!
        Apr 26, 2012
    8. Storyofmylife
      Storyofmylife
      I miss Paramore, yes I'm a parawhore. I LOVE HAYLEY!!!
    9. La Femme Fatale
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      2. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Thanks for playing! Now everyone on REN wants to pay to see us do it apparently. Ha... At least we keep those minions entertained. :P jk. Goodnight!
        Apr 12, 2012
      3. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Of course they want to pay us. We're two hot pieces of ass. :P
        Apr 12, 2012
      4. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        XD I love how it became a bidding war as if were pieces of meat... Which I guess we are in a way... Two sizzling hot pieces of meat! :P
        Apr 12, 2012
    10. queenofdisco
      queenofdisco
      I say you, Femme and I start a conga line leading to our sex dungeon.
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      3. queenofdisco
        queenofdisco
        THIS IS THE BEST SEX DUNGEON EVER

        *does crack* :D :D :D
        Apr 8, 2012
      4. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Time to turn on the sex machine, who's ready for a ride?!
        Apr 8, 2012
      5. queenofdisco
        queenofdisco
        ME ME ME
        Apr 8, 2012
    11. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Yo! You said you write fanfic, you have an account on ff.net my precious lil sex slave? :P
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      2. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Yeah, I can't even post a story until tomorrow. :( Some stories I'll have to start from scratch anyway... Is there an original story section too? Because I have some stories I have saved that I'd love to share. I made a tumblr for one of them, but haven't completed it yet lol
        Apr 8, 2012
      3. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Not on here, I think you have to sign up for fictionpress to post stories that are original
        Apr 8, 2012
      4. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Apr 8, 2012
    12. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Lol, so apparently its all the alcohol now that is making you feel exhausted? Don't you love when complete strangers try to diagnose you?
      1. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Hahaha Oh man. Yeah, that's a trip. He's lucky I didn't snap, my temper HAS been a bit short lately. And you know I'm totally like Amy Winehouse with all those 2 beers I'm drinking. Holy Hell... I want crack now!!! Femme... Can you help me with the tourniquet and syringe? I can't find my vein... I GOT HERION! LETS GO CRAZY... REQUIEM FOR A DREAM STYLE!
        Apr 5, 2012
    13. Storyofmylife
      Storyofmylife
      "I can feel the T virus FLOWING through my body"-Four Eyes. I can't help but lol everytime she says that, sounds so wrong... Yet so right.;)
    14. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Alright... so... I have my blue tooth but it's one that goes for your car.. there's no headset or anything for around my ear cause its supposed to clip on to the visor.. will this work or should I go out and buy something else?
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      2. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Or wait... dumb blonde moment. Now I'm completely confused... Maybe I was right the first time? Oh god I don't know. D:
        Mar 25, 2012
      3. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        I dunno either... I think it's then but eh, my mind is still wishy after last night haha
        Mar 25, 2012
      4. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Yeah haha, I'm super drained from getting all this paperwork ready for my training. It won't be over until 4/20... I say I should get wasted after that! Especially since it ends on such a marvelous date. :D
        Mar 25, 2012
    15. Magnolia Grandiflora
      Magnolia Grandiflora
      "Lol, I'm a dinosaur." I love that!

      Oh and it looks like I popped your profile cherry. ;)
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      2. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Yes my God... I facepalmed so hard when I read that my nose bled... Hypothetically of course. She is such an idiot... Sadly, I've run into people in real life who don't believe in dinosaurs. That's a real hot button for me... I really hate people who are that ignorant.
        Mar 20, 2012
      3. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Haha, my dad doesn't believe in dinosaurs... I'm always like 'but dad, they found fossils', to which he responds, 'ya, but that could be anything'.

        His knowledge and skills lie elsewhere. :P
        Mar 20, 2012
      4. Storyofmylife
        Storyofmylife
        Oh lawd. That must be incredibly frustrating. The people I've run into think it's a conspiracy theory made by atheists to prove God doesn't exist. I mean wtf seriously? lol
        Mar 20, 2012
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