Welcome to my profile page! I am known as Her Royal Nonsense, but you can call me Nonsense because I do like to practise a bit of modesty. I'm going to marry Jareth the Goblin King one day. I believe in gay marriage, global warming, and volcanoes. I think Oprah can change the weather. I dislike the National Socialist German Workers' Party... and bed bugs. I don't have bed bugs but I don't like them because they stand for everything I'm against - cheating your rent and showing up uninvited and unannounced in someone else's bed, and furthermore leaving little brown spots on the sheets is kind of rude. Who does that?