La Femme Fatale

Welcome to my profile page! I am known as Her Royal Nonsense, but you can call me Nonsense because I do like to practise a bit of modesty. I'm going to marry Jareth the Goblin King one day. I believe in gay marriage, global warming, and volcanoes. I think Oprah can change the weather. I dislike the National Socialist German Workers' Party... and bed bugs. I don't have bed bugs but I don't like them because they stand for everything I'm against - cheating your rent and showing up uninvited and unannounced in someone else's bed, and furthermore leaving little brown spots on the sheets is kind of rude. Who does that?
Apr 4, 1989 (Age: 30)
King's Landing
Communications Advisor / Ministry of Finance




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